Cluedo

The laptop lay open, each segment of it over eight A0 poster prints in the shop window. Sitting at the bus stop opposite it each evening, Dawn remembered the detail. The code around the browser window burned into her retina like a favourite boy or a school time social formula. As Dawn walked the houses of the street, through windows laptops became mouths, banking websites the oysters within. She would wait until the postman’s van was in the area, and this was how the police arrested Kevin Tracey.

Chief O’ Hara was the recipient of the usual notes of gibberish. He nor D.I. Jaunty were not interested in any of that palaver. The criminal was smart, the criminal was stupid. He was not taking the laptops, merely transferring funds from them. The break-ins were all about 2-4pm: Royal Mail round time, Tracey’s arrest.

We can tell he’s not a cyber-hacker, however he wants us to believe he’s not smart. If he was he’d be out with everyone else during this time at the local Assco supermarket. Those are the hours when staff do the food and drink mark down, the reduced-to-clear. The criminal is smart see. John Clunes always signed his name to these letters and after a while O’Hara and Jaunty stopped sending him cautions. For in every investigation, the aul street cleaner was right.

It was with reluctance that O’Hara investigated, and it was with an icy reception that Clunes treated the conversation. Interest was peaked when Clunes revealed they were all Hyperion Bank robberies. They were spreading three miles over, but all on the bus route from the 24. It was at the 24 pick-up point in the city were Hyperion advertised. Dawn lived at the meeting point of four quiet back streets were the first robbery was committed.
‘Underclass’, as according to the man in the yellow jacket.
“This one was a prior suspect in a visa card scam from the plush shop tills. The money trail went cold and she was never prosecuted.”
She left to study a joint Masters in graphic design and psychology and came home to the recession: Vietnam for academics. Clunes found her on Google. The strand of red hair from one of the keyboards was long, and caught in the free newspapers she delivered around the area. The pay was £10 a week. Enough for the benefit office to double her workload, enough to fund two round bus fares, no wonder it was a secret.

“She couldn’t repay her student loan, what chances are there of repaying anything the court has to damn her with?” asked John, out in the yard, as Kevin Tracey walked off into the distance. Like Jaunty, he was but a few years from retirement, though his features were harder, a weighty face of jagged rock, stubble like sandpaper, a skin bitten by the elements. His hands were in his pockets by his tools: a brush, a picker, a shovel around the sides of the bin on the barrow he pushed. His eyes looked at the two officers and he raised his white ipod phones to his lugs and wheeled on past them.

 

Spoiler-free within Spoiler-free.

I drew this on May 2nd, right between Journey to the Centre of The Tardis and The Crimson Horror. The genesis is from my own time travel adventure to the Doctor Who’s anniversary in November, and some quiet story details floating around my desk. (Oh yes, and it’s exciting!) Little did I know at the time Matt Smith was leaving the role to be replaced by an older man, nor of John Hurt, Not-Doctor- Doctor-within-The-Doctor, lurking in the mazes and avenues, the labyrinthian stone walls and forests.

Doctor Who May 2nd

Bounce Day 1, and Cheese

So yeah, great night at the Bloggers Meet Up at Farset Labs. Links that I want to follow now but can’t, for the need of rest. It’s own post in time.

Cap’n Chris Ledger and I were on BBC Radio yesterday evening talking about Bounce! arts festival. Apparently I came over quite well, but if you’re a regular you’d probably like to hear Chris speak. About 14 minutes in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0393g5r/Arts_Extra_29_08_2013/

The workshop Stephen and I are presenting tomorrow is fully booked. I’m letting in three above the limit we’d originally set. Tickets are still available for the rest of Bounce! at £20, still a saving on individual events.

Day 1 was pretty exciting. Great reports coming out of the workshops. ‘Wheelchair in my face’ was a one-woman theatre by Sonya Kelly which ‘framed’ (pun pardon) narrative around her need for glasses as a kid, and involved everything else: church niche weirdness, crap bullies, last rolos. A superbly unifying piece and Sonya has great big eyes. It inspired me as to what could be done by one person prepared to learn their performance. I’d love to have a go at that. (It was also very, very, once more funny)

The second performance was Victoria Geelan, who took the stage and won everyone over. She has the most beautiful singing voice I’ve ever heard in my time on this planet. When she opened her mouth it was like those really pretty scenes at the start of Lynch’s Blue Velvet were everything is just perfect. There was more than a bit of the ethereal Julee Cruise about her too, but I think at heart, the triumphant earthiness of Patti Smith. There were a few foreign language and eclectic numbers and some contemporary stuff. Most people in the audience ascended in love with Victoria tonight, maybe fell a bit too. This is the stuff giants are made of.

She’s been funded by the ADF to record her first album which will be out later this year. It’s called ‘Unfit the Picture’ and there’s an autumn tour following. Please get me any ticket. Meantime, here’s one of her earlier pieces from Upstairs in Sandino’s.

Something small to finish this blog entry on? I found this sketch in my doodle book, May 2nd and just coloured it up.

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99: Bounce! Big Drum and Chocky

I’m hard engaged in some stuff today.

Have just come from the Arts and Disability Forum drumming for a shared future event in the grounds of the city hall. It runs until 4pm, then the launch party for Karen Forrester’s Madness In Mind exhibition.

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Photo: Kevin Molloy

Madness in Mind

A bit Tori Amos jigsaw puzzle. That runs for 5-7pm.

There’s now a @adfBounce Tweet feed

I’ll not stay the duration as I’m off to Farset Labs for the Belfast Bloggers MeetUp. There’s about twenty bloggers in all confirmed and I’ll probably speak for 5-10 minutes off about something…event development and promotion, or this one-a-day creative working on here.

So, I promised you Chocky.

Chocky

8 More Birthday Sketches

The return of the birthday sketches!

Arpana’s birthday was a few days back, and to tell the truth I’ve no idea if I know her, other than a mutual friend at University.

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Maybe I’ll get a ping back.

Another birthday on the 22nd was Rob Davis, who most of us I think know best as the author of Nelson. I’m not sure if Rob and I have ever spoken but we’ve probably fifty mates in common and occupied twenty odd convention centres together.

Rob isn’t a new fixture on the scene, having worked previously on Dredd, Roy of the Rovers, Dr. Who and Don Quixote, as this good interview illustrates.

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I didn’t intend to draw Rob as The Riddler.

250813 RJ Smith

Richard J. Smith was making a lot of mini-comics when I was seriously reviewing in 99-2001. I remember the title Cheronna, which I think got to six issues, about a cat who was a pop star, and a 70s spy comic called Hugh Jazz. He contributed to anthologies including Xenocrayon, Mondo and CAOF Presents. There were a few darkened pub photos of Richard on Facebook and I couldn’t resist hanging Moore-ings.

250813 Starzecki

Starzecki is best known to me as one half of The James Kochalka Puppet Theatre, with Andy Richmond. I saw these guys perform at Caption 2005. The Theatre is performance art, interpreting the songs of Kochalka through pummelling each other with painted carboard puppets. It is good. I saw Starzecki and Richmond performing to Put down the gun Kurt Cobain, Bad Astronaut and Monkey Vs Robot. Pete Ashton has a photoset.
Richard is a course tutor in media production at Swindon Art. and has a lovely profile on Freelanced.com

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Finally today, my attempt to draw Desmond Williams. I know Desmond’s face from somewhere and according to Facebook it’s through university. However, Book  of Faces says he only has four friends oy-eek.

UPDATE:

Somehow I’d forgotten the lovely, lovely Dave Cullen, an impressive, practical enthusiastic bloke who I quite look forward to seeing in the future. Of course, I couldn’t draw David right the first time.

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Today, I’ll largely be promoting the Arts and Disability Forum’s second Bounce! festival happening in Belfast next week. There’s some quite good stuff happening.

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You can buy a festival ticket to go to all the gigs for just £20. Do this by calling the Grand Opera House box office on 028 9024 1919 or for single event tickets by going through the website. A note that there are no tickets for the free workshops though you must book through the Arts & Disability Forum by emailing info@adf.ie or calling on 028 9023 9450.

The story behind What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?

This day next week (August 31st) in the year 1994, William Tager shot and killed Campbell Montgomery, an NBC technician. By September 2nd he was arrested and his story in the papers. By the following week (September 5th), REM released their single “What’s the Frequency Kenneth?” the phrase taken from an attack on CBS anchor Dan Rather, by an unknown assailant. The assailant, it was revealed years later, was William Tager. If Michael Stipe knew this at time, he’d have been quite freaked out..

“What’s the Frequency” was actually recorded the previous October. Tager, in court, told the judge the TV networks were spying on him and broadcasting messages into his brain. Of course they were. He later told his psychiatrist he’d travelled back in time from 100 years in the future. Dan Rather was a doppelganger for the Vice President who had sent him, a felon acting as guinea pig on the time travel experiment, in exchange for his early release. Of course he was.

If today you are watching Sky and feel inclined to murder Kay Burley, don’t do it for it, It may save the world a deal of woe, but it will get you in trouble and you’ll lose a lot of years of your life that could be better spent elsewhere.

Sources:

McFadden, Robert D. (September 2, 1994) Police Say Murder Suspect Thinks TV Networks Spied on Him, New York Times. Retrieved 24 August 2013 at http://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/02/nyregion/police-say-murder-suspect-thinks-tv-networks-spied-on-him.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

Various (Date?) R.E.M. Timeline. Retrieved at http://members.iinet.net.au/~darryl74/1992.html

What’s the Frequency Kenneth? (July 9, 2008), Citizen Paranoid. Retrieved at http://www.citizenparanoid.net/2008/07/09/whats-the-frequency-kenneth/

A True Story (December 8, 2006) No Fear of the Future. Retrieved at http://nofearofthefuture.blogspot.co.uk/2006/12/true-story.html

Alleged Rather attacker paroled but, Kenneth, the frequency remains unclear (March 2, 2011), A Few Tasteful Snaps. Retrieved at http://afewtastefulsnaps.wordpress.com/2011/03/02/alleged-rather-attacker-paroled-but-kenneth-the-frequency-remains-unclear/