The Watch Thief, Chapter 15

Whitehall, London. 1st February, 1915.

Reginald Hall left The Strand and entered Watergate House. Mid-forties and kept trim, he had a bulbous head, almost bald. From the back white tufts sprouted round his ears. He wore black, looked more like a captain of business with his wide pleasing smile. Hall’s most noticeable feature was the dark, perceptive eyes interrupted by sporadic twitching and blinking like a signal lamp.

“Shh, Blinker’s here,” whispered Mrs. Carberry.

He’d entered one of the rooms of MO5(g). A pool of fifty or so registry girls sifted through manilla and gave their all to the Underwoods. There were hardly any men: one Romeo perched on a desk at the back, oblivious to his presence. Hall saw Director Kell handing out instructions to a cluster at the far side. Kell was intimidatingly tall, hair swept back, the weight of the world on his shoulders. Hall had met him at briefings, found him doddering and sentimental.

“Thank you, ladies,” said Kell. “If you could get on with that, and please excuse me, a very important man has just come in.”

They shook hands. Hall gruffly explained the reason for his visit. Kell led him through the secretaries.

Romeo sat bum up against typewriter. Opposite him was Joan, a tall blonde, with a fake shock on her face. Suzanne’s hand was clasped over her mouth to suppress hysterical laughter. They drew looks from the others around.

“Tell us again of this new recruit you’ve to break in, Captain Kenny,” said Joan.

“Come now, it’s a very serious matter,” he said.

“That’s Kenny?” asked Hall.

Kell put a slow hand on Hall and they stopped there. “Hang back and we’ll hear the s tory’s parlour version.”

“Go on. What of Commander Lincoln?”

Joan was laughing as she said it. An audience gathered around, all eyes on Kenny, serious.

“He applied for a job a few months ago.”

Kenny leaned forward, lowered his voice but raised the drama in his tone. “His plan: feeding the government snippets about fleet movements. He’d lure the Kaiser’s entire naval forces to the North Sea. Our navy would lie in wait.”

The open hands representing the two fleets were pushed together in one fist punched on top of the other. Kenny’s voice was rising.

“We’d lie in wait until his call! We’d destroy them with an ambush. Our masteree of the seas would bring us complete victoree!”

He punched the fist into the sky, then spread his arms out in dramatic magnificence.

“Zee Most Important Contree-bu-tion! Sat-ees-fying!”

The girls laughed, groaned; a few applauded.

“So I said to him, perhaps the War Office may send you to Rotterdam. You could gather data on Germany’s cocoa exports.”

Kenny awaited the second wave of laughter but heads turned away. He was confused, looked around the audience and saw Kell and Hall.

“Captain, always the source of office gossip,” said Kell. “This is Admiral Hall, director of Naval Intelligence. He’d like to hear the story again. If you can spare the time?”

It was Kenny who had passed the case along to Hall but their talk added nothing to what he already knew. Hall walked the short distance down Horse Guards Avenue to the Victoria Embankment and the river. Hall might have been on one of those patrolling boats but illness had cut short a celebrated career. He decided not to go along the glittering Thames to Admiralty House but to New Scotland Yard instead. The bulletin could be written up from there. He had with him files of his own meeting with Lincoln. Those would surely brighten up a Monday.

As luck had it, Assistant Commissioner Thomson and he crossed paths in the lobby. Thomson had grey and white flaking hair, a muscular face, a sour demeanour. Hall explained that Kell recommended he seek Basil Thomson out specifically. The police chief led the blinking Admiral into his office and poured him tea.

“I take my work seriously and I expect the same trait in others,” said Thomson. “To that end, you and I, Kell, and Cumming over at SIS might work more closely in the future,” said Thomson.

“We should. I’m at the moment doing some hands-on work regarding a potential spy. Trebitsch Timothy Lincoln, ex-MP. I believe you have a record on him.”

Thomson brushed his moustache down to his chin. “There was an allegation of espionage. No substance behind it. D.I. Ward and I made the house call and there was nothing untoward. Odd fellow though.”

“Batty, yes,” said Hall.

“Have I missed a trick?” asked Thomson.

“We both have, Basil. Lincoln applied for a job with Kell’s people. Henry Dalziel was pushing for it. He had all the character references, according to Captain Kenny over at Watergate.”

“What went wrong?”

“Over Christmas, SIS men in Rotterdam spotted Lincoln walk into the German consulate. Later that week he was witnessed with the Consul-General, Carl Gneist, and again the week after.”

“Suspicious. I’ll get you his wife’s address.” Thomson got up and opened the filing cabinet behind him. “So your men flagged him?”

“On the return trip. He’d been pushing Kell’s man. I thought better to let him come to us.. He was in my office on Thursday and came clean: he produced letters discussing espionage with Gneist and German secret intelligence.”

Thomson turned around. “What? He came right out with it?”

“Proudly! He produced secret German codes and dates of their future meetings. Apparently, he thought he would ingratiate himself with us by opening up channels with German espionage. I listened to him sit and tell me all these things.”

“This is rich! So the codes–”

“Absolutely worthless! I told him that, and spelled out he wouldn’t be paid by us for anything at any time.”

Thomson closed the filing cabinet gently, sat down with a slim folder in his hand.

“I’d looked into certain indulgences of his.” Hall blinked. “He’d forged signatures on letters to borrow a large amount of money from a man named Goldstein. Well, he went white as a sheet when I told him I knew this. I said anyone who did that was probably not suitable for intelligence work.”

“He surely didn’t take that well. Was the man not arrested?” said Thomson.

“Goldstein had asked for charges not to be pressed. I could have kept Lincoln’s passport, but it was only valid for three days so I returned it. A foolish decision.”

“He’s gone to ground,” said Thomson.

They collated the intel and wrote the memo. A secretary was instructed to send it to the port police and the constabulary. Lincoln would be arrested on site and checks made to ensure he was blocked from leaving the county. When they examined Thomson’s file, they noted Lincoln had been employed at Mount Pleasant sorting office. Thomson admitted suffering desk fatigue that day: if Hall wished to follow up the lead there and then he would be quite willing to accompany them. So they got a cab: along the Thames and turning on Blackfriars. They rode the full length of Farringdon Street discussing in whispered code the man in charge of state security: their boss, the Home Secretary.

“Really, what can McKenna do?” asked Thomson.

“He’ll throw a hissy fit and we’ll remind him access to information is a vitally preventative measure in wartime.” said Hall.

The cab turned into Islington and stopped at The Mount. They tipped him and walked across the yard to where sunlight shone on winter steps. Then the men were submerged in a near complete blackness and the cold of the former gaol. They found the postal supervisor, Richard Annette, in his office: a straight-talking size of a man.

“Trebitsch Lincoln? Not here for more than a few weeks before he was reprimanded. He was supposed to just sort, then I got wind he’d been taking liberties with the checks we have to make.”

“Hos so?” asked Thomson.

“He was marking the letters, writing on them. I thought if he was going to censor he should do it properly. I sent him to work under those two,” and he pointed to a table in the corner. “They worked with him closely.”

Thomson found time while making notes to glance over at the two men.

“What else can you tell us?” asked Hall.

“Not much,” said Annette. “We had a complaint from an M.P. who got a censorship form with his morning bacon and eggs. The boys fingered Lincoln as the likely culprit.”

“What a mess,” said Hall.

“There was nothing but friction when he was around. He clearly didn’t want to be here. No one was sorry when he resigned.”

They thanked him and made their way across the bay, rows of men and women spilling sacks of envelopes, hills of them shifting and swarming across the tables. Thomson took down the names of the workers Annette pointed out to them: Duncan Robbins and Miguel Duffield. They welcomed the interruption as a chance to slack off.

“Lincoln? Yeah, we worked with him,” said Robbins. “Keen to sort Romanian and Hungarian mail specifically. Claimed he had expertise.”

“He was as amateur as Duncan here!” said Duffield. “Writing all over the letters. It’s part of our job to check…”

“But this fella was making full length annotations. Always whining about how bored he was. Miguel does the same, to be fair.”

Thomson wearied of the banter. “Did he show any pro-German sympathies?”

“Oh, aye. Always speaking out in favour of them.” Duffield rubbed his dark beard. “Very queer for a military censor.”

“A shifty one at that. A few of the boys called him out as a spy. The supervisor got wind of it,” said Robbins.

“Ruddy rascal if you ask me. Remember, Duncan, what he used to say? ‘Eengleesh beegots!’”

Duncan Robbins dropped his easy demeanour and stood full to attention. “’Vee communeecations must bee properlee scrootinised!’”

In the car back to Whitehall,Thomson said he would send D.I. Ward to question Margarethe Lincoln. Ward could turn the place upside down to find him. Hall got out at Ripley Courtyard, said farewell, and walked to Admiralty House. He was met with the news of the Kaiser’s declaration of a German blockade around the British Isles. The Kaiser had declared merchant vessels under neutral flags would be sunk on sight. He set the Lincoln file in a heap and pondered his reaction. The Germans couldn’t take on the Royal Navy with only small boats, but could try to starve their resources.

Two full weeks later, Seebohm Rowntree was called to London on business. He was in Trafalgar Square when Reginald Hall recognised him, their trajectories having pushed them together. He asked if he would accompany him on the short trip to Admiralty House and Rowntree felt he could not refuse the meeting.

“Thank you. I’ll not take up much of your time,” said Hall as he led him Rowntree into the office. “I’m investigating a criminal matter related to your one-time protege, Trebitsch Lincoln. I believe you employed him as a land surveyor in Europe and sponsored his parliamentary effort. ”

The colour drained from the gent’s face. “Yes, yes, I regret it deeply.”

“I do not mean to interrogate you, sir.”

“This is about that business with Mr. Goldstein,” said Rowntree.

“John Goldstein put in a report to Scotland Yard in December. Unfortunately it slipped under the radar until recently. Yourself and Goldstein were involved in Mr. Lincoln’s oil ventures, is that right?”

“Trebitsch cabled asking me for financial assistance for Roumania as well. I sent an investigator out there to look and he found the fields drying up. Projections were terribly off. It seemed Trebitsch was always embroiled in some sort of dispute or other about them.”

“So you didn’t finance it?” asked Hall.

“I was briefly involved in the Galicia venture, you could say as an investor, but it was as a friend. However, once burned…no, no. It was John Goldstein got the worst of it. John told me he sent him £500, £600, every few weeks for months. £1000, on one occasion.”

By now Rowntree’s face was sad, the heart seemed to be leaving him. “If I had known, I would have warned him.”

“I understand this is difficult. I spoke with Mr. Goldstein. He told me you alerted him to the fraud which occurred in December of last year?”

“The poor fellow.”

Rowntree’s grew angry.

“I arrived at the Liberal Club and found two letters. One from Goldstein reminding me that as guarantor, Lincoln’s time to repay £900 was up. The other letter, from Lincoln, admitted to taking my mail from the Liberal Club, and forging my hand in saying I would act as his guarantor. He asked me not to judge him! Dear God. A terrible thing.”

“Presumably you’d had enough?”

“I contacted Mr. Goldstein immediately.”

“He exonerated you completely, Mr. Rowntree. You have nothing to be concerned about. Yet it seems Lincoln has slipped the net.”

“Lincoln would be better served if he remembered his own wife and five children.”

Hall thanked him, showed Rowntree out. It struck a nerve to see a great man brought so low. Hall read back over the case file and came back to his own meeting with Lincoln. With a sudden spark of determination he brought the secretary in.

“I want this wired direct. ‘Urgent. Telegram from Admiralty. Ignatius Trebitsch Lincoln. A warrant has been issued in this county for the arrest of the undermentioned person for the undermentioned offence. Apply for provisional arrest for a view to extradition.’”

Across the North Sea and Helinium River delta, the Consul-General in Rotterdam read Hall’s message. ‘Age 36, looks older. Height five feet nine inches, stout, hair black, bald on top of head, eyes black, ears large, fresh complexion, wears eyeglasses, Jewish Appearance. Very excitable.’

Two days later, after investigations were made the diplomat prepared a reply for Hall. ‘Careful examination of passengers and crew were made in the presence of one of my Vice-Consuls who saw Lincoln when he was last in Rotterdam but no trace of him was found.’

Hall shook his head. There were more important matters in his head. That week the Kaiser stepped up his blockade and authorised airship raids on London Docks. Within a few months Britain would suffer a perilous munitions shortage, mourn the loss of the Luitsiana and cower as London was bombed. Hall didn’t think of Lincoln, didn’t hear from him, or consider him worth his attention.

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c. Andy Luke, 2017

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The Watch Thief, Chapter 14

January, 1911. Watford, England.

Park View was less a home for her husband than an office: Wayside couldn’t have been more different. The house was roomy enough for the boys to spread jigsaw puzzles over tables. Krausz, twenty-one and living with them, would play cards on Sunday afternoons. His uncle would pretend to lose so the lad could have some extra money in his pocket. The nearby River Gade was a gentle sound, streaming away all their problems. It would flow through Cassiobury Park where Margarethe would take the boys and they’d run among the trees or play football with whomever was around. Sometimes the air was too cold but there was a beauty to even that. She felt it encapsulated England: the marshes, the bowling green and the kind neighbours. More importantly she hoped he wouldn’t disappear to London every day. After the Commons it was the casinos of Monte Carlo and Nice. He told her all about his system for blackjack, judging the size of
the split deck and the temperament of the dealer. Of roulette, watching the players and calculating when his chance would come around: once in every three or four spins of the wheel, sometimes
twice in a row. How he described it. She was like that ball caught up in the energy and thrill of his gamble. Their adventure! Three times a week he would cable her £100. She missed him but the money paid for six helpers including a cook and a housemaid. They lived extravagantly. He was there with the paid nurse when she screamed in labour. They brought a new life into their new home, Clifford, born the month of May. He had his father’s nose.

Work in Galicia continued to take Trebitsch away from them. His travelling case was specially made with morocco and pigskin, with fitted pouches for toiletries, whiskey, stationery, all kinds of things. The boys next door played with theirs and the schoolyard heard Mr. Lincoln was a pioneering oil-man overseas. When he came back, Julius took his brothers to meet him at the station. At home,
he sat them down to pronounce names of places in Galicia: Boryslaw and Tustanowice. She knew he’d leave again, was sure he was having an affair. The mother-in-law had advised her to show discretion to him. One night they held a dinner party and a guest remarked that with so many trips abroad he must have been tempted to stray. He swanned on about his faithfulness at great length. Though he’d met many countesses and businessman’s daughters he was focussed on the investment and the gushing of wells. She threw a crystal goblet across the dining room. Oh, they still quarrelled. He threw another right back.

Despite this, she said her life in Watford was the happiest she’d ever been.

If Watford was the promise of a new space, Strada Cosma was all their happiness and opportunity withdrawn into static boxes. Julius, Ignatius and John were enrolled in boarding school and remained in England. Eddie was sick over his mother on the train. They traveled for days: through Brussels and Nuremberg, into Vienna and Budapest, where Trebitsch’s nephews waved to them from the platform. Then it was Timisoara, the first sign they were in Romania and on and on to
Bucharest. They leased a home near King Carol’s palace on the banks of the Dâmbovita. It was previously a hotel. They had fifty rooms but lived on the bottom two floors, bricking up the others for it was impossible to heat. Margarethe had begun to lose weight and could feel the damp of the old building going through her. She’d thought Eddie and Clifford might see more of their father. Daddy go. Daddy go. She explained to Clifford, not two years old, that he missed them all terribly. He told her, Margarethe, I was out at out at Bustenari, supervising the drilling at Steaua and Astra Romana, and guess what? We’ve named one of the wells in Tosca ‘Margarethe’. They got letters from the boys: Julius wrote for permission to join the school’s cadet corps. They refused. Ignatius had scored highly in his tests and was talking with excitement about visiting.

Their English butler and a servant accompanied her shopping because she couldn’t understand the Roumanian tongue. The streets were windy and humid. The buildings were six storeys or twice that. There were parks and gardens but they were a distance. There were fast cars and people shouting at all hours. Bucharest was just like any other city and the people were rich maybe snooty, or poor, perhaps violent. The Lincoln family belonged to the haves. They had a refrigerator, a rarity, and there were so many taxis at the house it was as if they had a second motor car. Trebitsch boasted of earning £20,000 from Galician Oil but then told her he’d taken a loan of £4,000 from an American insurance company. Margarethe wondered sometimes if they were living beyond their means. It was no use arguing with him. One day she found a letter, half-written, pleading with Goldstein for money. It said they were penniless. She couldn’t understand. As she moved to replace it on the pile,, she paused. The next letter was scrawled kisses and hugs: Anna; New York; devoted. Margarethe’s eyes reddened like fire. She’d been here before. Him hopping the beds of Europe. The dam burst, tears ran a cheek, then hotter, faster and it was all wrong. Under her own cries she heard Clifford sobbing and composed herself.

Two months after the Trust was liquidated, he came home from the wells ranting and raving about the Parker Company man. Lucey reneged on the deal, had told the press there never was a deal! He was wrapped in his sorrow and she held her tongue still. Then he put an envelope of money in her hands; assets he’d recovered from selling off machinery.

The boys were to visit at Christmas. Julius’s boarding school wrote to them saying that he had run away. Ignatius, only nine, arranged for he and his younger brother to travel across Europe, just the two of them. The young son insisted on making all the arrangements and they travelled the week Calais to Cologne, through Linz and Brasov. On Christmas Day, they had crisped succulent turkey. There were boiled and roasted potatoes, gravy and vegetables which Ignatius lined up on his fork like a skewer kebab. The servants roasted parsnip and carrots, boiled potatoes and crisped succulent turkey. They drank hot wine and sang around a great fire. Among the presents, Trebitsch had brought them Parker drill pieces. He was already talking about another oil enterprise out of the London office. In the New Year she saw them all off at the station, emerging alone, from the locomotive’s cloud of black burned coal.

February, March, the months went by on Strada Cosma. He wrote of course. He’d given up the Lincoln & Co. office in Islington but was hopeful Premier Oil’s London branch would find him work. Julius wrote: he had lied his way into the British Army and was training as a bombardier in the artillery. She had few friends and with two babies to look after struggled to get out, now the servants were departing. Krausz returned in April, gave the others notice and lent a hand packing boxes were he could. His time was mostly spent trying to find buyers for the wells. In June, Margarethe, Eddie and Clifford reached London in May.

Her husband found them a boarding house in Bloomsbury. Torrington Square smelled of old cabbage, gravy and loneliness. People said good morning in shame. Everything was dark and the people seemed to have no attachments. They employed a nanny, Mrs. Williamson, who turned out to a be a terrible bigot. Trebitsch caught her stealing, fired her on the spot. Most days he worked out of the Liberal Club, enduring insults while trying to secure a position with Premier Oil.
Occasionally they went out. He showed her the churches of Whitechapel, they went for an evening at the Shoreditch Music Hall. But Margarethe remembered being alone the day the papers reported that Archduke Ferdinand had been shot. A clammy sweat came over her and she sat in a sickly state watching the clock for hours.

As a German by birth, Margarethe had to register with the police after the war broke out. Long forms and signatures and understandings that she could be interned or deported. The flat was
too small for them. Trebitsch paced and spoke of enemies around every corner, a black cloud on him. The Daily Mail and John Bull printed tales of occupations and captured regions, troops bombing their way through wet land and cruisers set on fire in rivers. Everyone must do their bit. The Liberal, Henry Dalziel, had helped Trebitsch in the past and was reaching out to find him work in the War Office. She listened patiently while he updated her. Every day there was nothing. Finally, Dalziel found him a job at the Post Office but there was little money in it. He soon talked of quitting and they argued about this.

The argued about Julius serving in Kitchener’s army, somewhere in France. God knew where! They argued about overdue rent and John’s tuition fees. Few dinners went by without arguments. One night Detective Inspector Ward knocked at the door and his Chief, Basil Thomson. Thomson said they were investigating a report one or both of them were German spies. Trebitsch said no, the charges were grossly offensive, inexcusable! He and his wife were long naturalised and known to the government, in fact he was once part of that government! Ward explained that in accordance with the Defence of the Realm Act they had go take Mrs. Williamson’s complaint to the Gloucester Constabulary very seriously. Trebitsch laughed. Williamson? Mrs. Williamson? Margarethe told the detectives about their ex-nanny, the watch she’d tried to steal and her vendetta. Thomson said not many would have been so forgiving. However, he was satisfied Williamson was wasting their time and apologised forinterrupting the evening.

Mount Pleasant Sorting Office was tedious and menial and they could have found something more suited to his talents. She consoled him with reminders he was in a position to to protect ordinary Germans. He hated the victimisation, hated Edward Grey’s idiotic slaughter. In early November German boats shelled Yarmouth beach and sank a British submarine off the coast. The next day the workers singled him out for abuse. He quit before the day was done. He was sour to the core but she knew him. He was never in this mood for long. He was creative and sometimes an idea would land on him and he’d work it until it came to pass. The next day he told her he had attended
the first of several job interviews for a position with Military Intelligence. After all, the Post Office had him checking the mail for enemy communications. It was all connected. They sat in front of
a roaring fire and he put her mind to rest about Julius’s safety and that of her mother, who was somewhere in Rotterdam. He was an energetic reader and was able to tell her all about the war,
divining the strategies of the major powers based on the personalities and their aims. As ever he saw ways around the doom that was everywhere in the world. He wondered if Captain Kenny was
as impressed by his skills as he claimed to be. Nothing came easy for him, he said. She reminded him how he’d defied the ministry in Brecklum by marrying her. McCarter, Rowntree and Lloyd George saw his worth: Captain Kenny would too.

MO5 continued to put off his final interview, the weeks went by. She worried were the money was coming from and had no interest in a job making bullets to be used against her own people. On December 16th, they were talking about the boys returning home. The date was fixed in their minds, the night twenty-seven warships hit the nearest coast killing hundreds. Two days later he came home with news MO5 had asked him to spend a few weeks establishing contacts in Rotterdam. He would look for Margarethe’s mother while he was there, but had to leave right away. John, eight years old, had hoped his father would be there to answer his questions about Santa Claus. Ignatius said there was no such person.

In January the Germans struck Yarmouth again by mighty zeppelin, and Norfolk: terror from the skies. Winter seemed to drag on: rations and alarms, suspicions and fears. She found another loan letter to Goldstein, this time requesting £100. Margarethe said nothing. He came clean about it on his own. MO5 were delaying his payment. She pawned necklaces.

He had a meeting with the Admiralty at the end of the month and hoped he would be paid then. As the date got closer, he became more frantic and agitated. He wrote notes to present himself as best he could. When he returned that afternoon he was quiet and unresponsive: still agitated. After dinner, the babies were put to bed and he told her he would have to go. Dangerous men were after him. Not even his colleagues could protect him. If he was in England they would hurt his family to get to him.

They held one another all night. She wept and he told her to be brave for the boys. He couldn’t leave her much money but would send more when he could. Margarethe didn’t sleep. She stayed with him until 5am when he kissed her a final time. Then he got up and she listened to him creep down the stairs to where his bags were packed. He closed the front door and it was like her soul was shut out.

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c. Andy Luke, 2017

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The Watch Thief, Chapter 13

January 1911, York.

Lamps hung from York Railway Station below its great spiralling ribcage roof. Trebitsch could not avoid looking up. The roof stretched out over the platform, always ahead of him. Two arches separated by running girders, like an appendix. He was not far outside when he heard a roar, something so dark it covered the sun whole, for a moment. Across the road was the Station Hotel, a monster of a gothic industrial complex. She spawned stone nodes, pillars, gates and smaller tributary buildings. The path to the hotel enclosed him against turrets, vertical mouldings and pointed archways. Above, a line of every nation’s flags flapped shaking off the January frost. He felt dampness in him from the courtyard fountain.

He was the first, facing down an empty room. It was empty no matter how much he moved about: until James Blumer came. Trebitsch tried to ease the mood with good charm. A stranger arrived, clean shaven and combed.

“May I help you?”

“Trebitsch Lincoln? I represent the interests of Reverend Burt of Montreal.”

Within minutes other creditors were arriving: Seebohm and Arnold Rowntree; Herbert Samuel and a few other MPs; Darlington residents; a banker from Appledore; William Robson and Henry Dalziel. Trebitsch was over-come. He had no plan of action. The men talked and smoked among themselves, moving around so he could not keep track. Their eyes were fixed on him yet they spoke about him rather than to him.

“Doesn’t he have any assets?”

“We could take this through the courts.”

“No gentlemen, I implore you!”

“As the biggest creditor here I propose we try to avoid the extra time and energy that would require,” Rowntree said.

“And the costs,” said Robson.

“If the man has nothing, how can he settle?” asked Samuel.

They took his bank balance, weighed his pocket and were paid five shillings in the pound. Rowntree said they could do nothing else. The rest they were to wait for. Trebitsch made a hasty retreat.

“He doesn’t strike me as a committed sort,” said the man from Montreal. “I don’t expect to hear anything from him again.”

A Glaswegian firm, the Anglo-Persian Oil Company, were gearing up towards production in Iran. They were eager to capitalise on the Royal Navy’s decision to switch from coal. The Germans were not ready to compete, but hoped to exploit the fields in Meopotamia with the building of the Berlin-Baghdad railway. The oil race was in Trebitsch’s mind as he signed them in to the Liberal Club. Nicolas Hotermans had boyish features, a blond quiff, and Krausz, a few years younger black curls and swarthy skin. They carried the satchels to the second floor meeting room. John Goldstein the Piccadilly solicitor rose as they entered. Trebitsch said he was glad he’d made it and that he’d already met the banker, Lloyd Norfolk. He introduced his assistants, who Norfolk already knew, but not that Hotermans was also an engineer. Then Alfred Farmer the publisher arrived, along with Trebitsch’s friend Charles Weingart, and they were all introduced over again. Word had gotten around Margarethe had given birth to another boy, Clifford, and they all congratulated the father. Then Trebitsch called to order the May 1911 meeting of Galician Amalgamated Oil Incorporated.

“Our chairman Mr. Gardener Sinclair apologises for he can’t attend due to business in Edinburgh. Mr. August Lobkowitz also apologises due to matters regarding the noble families of Czechoslovakia.”

The men laughed. Trebitsch paused til they were done. “His Serene Highness Prince Hieronim Radziwill of Poland also regrets not being in attendance.”

Farmer, a robust country-man with walrus moustache was acting as director. Trebitsch had passed out cigars for all of them but Farmer chose his pipe, filled with coarse shag. “Of the 440,000 shares at a pound each, Laupenmuhlen and Co. have underwritten 312,000. Regrettably in our first month we’ve sold only 76,000.”

“We have a large cross-section of investors,” said Trebitsch. “Solicitors, grocers, schoolmasters and I sold a few to the fellow in charge of the Savoy.”

“The problem is many of them are not buying sizeable lots,” said Norfolk.

“It annoys me that we set out to avoid speculation,” said Trebitsch. “But Seagal made clear this is part of the business: if we want storage units we need storage certificates. There is no getting around it. In 1909 the fields produced over two million tons. There was a lower figure last year because of flooding in the region.”

Two of the waiters familiar to Trebitsch came in with clinking glass while he talked.

“Our projections are based on the expectation that we will soon be operating eight companies in Galicia. Yes, mine is the pinot grigot, thank you. Our estimates should be regarded as highly conservative, since it is well-known that these districts give a much higher yield.”

“After our advert in The Times,” asked Goldstein, “there was that letter to the editor from Someone McGarvey about Karpath? Karpath is the ninth company?” asked Goldstein.

“Yes. Our advert did not mention Karpath. McGarvey’s simply trying to grab publicity. When we have Braganza we have 95% of the market.” Trebitsch fondled the base of the glass, swirling the wine around. “Mr. McGarvey does not like that!”

Before the waiters left the room Trebitsch made sure they heard all about the ten percent dividend.

Over the next year he made visits between Galicia and Laupenmuhlens, the Vienesse banking firm which loaned them the capital for Braganza. Laupenmuhlens were awarded extra board seats to give them a controlling interest. This sullied Trebitsch’s dreams and stirred his emotions. The oil supply slumped a second year and he blamed it on McGarvey of Karpath. When Hotermans pointed out that wouldn’t make any sense, he screamed at the lad. He had envisioned a company all of his very own, one he could show off to his family and leave to his sons after he was gone. He and Weingart set up Lincoln & Co. Incorporated in rented London offices.

It was only weeks after the Titanic tragedy when Hotermans and Krausz carried the satchels to the meeting room at Finsbury Court. The company solicitor, Gilbert Samuel, rose as they entered. Trebitsch said he knew his brother from the Commons and that he was glad he’d already met the Admiral, Compton Domville. Then Alfred Farmer the publisher arrived and they heard briefly about Domville’s trips to West Africa and North America and his time as naval aide-de-camp to Queen Victoria. Then Trebitsch called to order the May 1912 meeting of The Oil & Drilling Trust of Roumania Incorporated.

“One of our board members, Count Michel Callimachi, apologises. He can’t attend due to business with other members of the nobility of Roumania.”

They laughed at this. Trebitsch drank from his black coffee.

“As director of the Trust, and Lincoln and Co. we are underwriting 25,000 of the 100,000 shares at a pound each. We have a wide variety of investors.”

“Our problem is buyers are typically purchasing a small number of shares,” said Gilbert Samuel.

Trebitsch passed around copies of the day’s paper. “Gentlemen, if you turn to page eight in The Times, our announcement that we have the two Tosca oil wells in Bustenarit. Nicolas, would you care to read?”

“‘The well-known character of the districts served by the pipe-lines ought to provide a steady, continuous business, and consequent profit.'”

Trebitsch interjected. “You will see I have had printed our estimated profits in the first year at £20,000 and in the second at £65,000, from over twenty tons of oil a day.”

There had not been enough gusto in Hotermans’ voice so he took up reading. “‘This is based on the expectation that the company will soon be operating no fewer than sixteen wells in Roumania. This estimate should be regarded as highly conservative since it is well-known the Busternari district generally gives a much higher yield than this.'”

The men flapped their paper and soaked up the newsprint. They leafed through the dark orange document holders, the prospectus; they smoked their cigars and drank their coffee until satisfied.

After Samuel and Domville departed, Farmer asked, “What’s the word about the extra forty thousand we need for Galicia? Any word back from Laupenmuhlen?”

“They have supplied it already! I am going out there this week to provide them with reassurances.”

Krausz had gotten a call to join his uncle on a visit to Vienna. He decided to pack his bags for Budapest instead. Trebitsch took the train alone to the city that was a melting pot that never quite melted. The river ran through all of it: the university fortresses and open plan roads as well as the tall and narrow streets that smelled of beef and potatoes. Trebitsch walked in straight line by box hedges, outside formal fountains and statues. He waited in the lobby of the bank of Laupenmuhlen and Co. until the manager, David Barr, was ready to see him. His office was wide, at the centre a marble table, the rocks white and grey within it.

“Mr. Lincoln. You reached out to us here at Laupenmuhlen to purchase the Galician Braganza well from Premier Oil. Now we’re considering selling it back to them. Ladenburgs have purchased…” he drew his eyes into the ledger and sniffed. “To date: £236,000 in unsold shares and we have advanced £79,000 for purchase of land and supplies.”

There was a spiral pock mark on the banker’s cheek and Trebitsch tried not to look at it, but put his head down towards the yellow tissues of the invoice book.

“The City of London is very grateful, Mr. Barr. May I call you David? You know, we have an engineer on our board. A diplomat too, but also an engineer: Mr. Hotermans. I had a very interesting discussion with him and a man from the American Parker company about their new rotary drill. Have you heard of it? It is cutting edge technology.”

“Mr. Lincoln…”

“I am in discussion for exclusive rights to sell the drill in Roumania. Perhaps it can be employed in Galicia too.”

“Mr. Lincoln, having had a look through your books we see mostly liabilities and creditors. Unless the situation drastically improves, we are very soon going to have to pull the plug.”

“That would be a mistake, David. We are just on the verge of a new boom, sir! It might be wiser to look at what the company does have. For instance, why not show our operation off to other oil men? As Laupmuhlens owns the controlling stake we should work together on a promotional venture. We could bring them in on a special train and rent out one of the local hotels. Think of the increase in brand awareness over a special banquet!”

“Mr. Lincoln, a greater uptake of shares will not help.” said Barr. “The wells are dry.”

“The other shareholders will not like that, David. As their chairman it is my duty to speak for them.”

“If liquidation is the only way to get this company to produce then that is what we will do.”

Trebitsch raised his hand and slapped his knee. “Fine! If you are determined to control Galician Amalgamated well, I have tried, and I may as well sell you my remaining shares because I will have no part of it.”

Weingart threw himself in front of the man before he could grab Trebitsch.

“They’re worthless! The shares are worthless!”

The musty London hall was packed with a hundred shareholders, hot and virtually on top of one another. Henderson, the receiver, called for order. He was a Scottish Liberal and all bone and bristles.

“Please, please be seated! We all want what is best for the Trust. You may put questions to Mr. Lincoln shortly. Now, Ladenburgs Bank own the controlling interest in Roumanian Oil and Drilling. They commissioned me to prepare a report as to my findings. My investigation at the parent company, Lincoln & Co., yielded a disturbing lack of receipts, invoices or other information.”

Hotermans looked to Trebitsch, his hand in the air, his brow coming to boiling point.

“I found a similar situation in the Bucharest office,” said Henderson. “No account for the monies remitted to, or spent for them. We are therefore unable to state that the above balance sheet is properly drawn up so as to exhibit a true and correct view of the company’s affairs.”

There were gasps, groans, curses: a black cloud of disapproval.

“We have not the information or explanations required and so,” he put his hand over his mouth and coughed and took it away again. “I’d like to invite Mr. Lincoln to have a word.”

Someone said, “The company has been run into the ground the same way the Galician one was.”

“Let’s hear his explanation,” said another.

Trebitsch took the stage. His dark hair was swept back around his head but for the lip of moustache. He was dressed formally: white shirt, navy tie and grey suit with a chain watch draped across his front like a medal.

“Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me a chance to speak. We were forced to turn to Ladenburgs to get the company a mortgage of £25,000. Now they have foreclosed. The Bustenari well, which they sold, is producing greater quantities than before. It was not my decision to sell it. That was Ladenburg’s decision.”

“Mr. Lincoln, I gleaned from your accounts total obligations of £150,000.”

“Please, Mr. Henderson, I held my tongue while you spoke. Grant me the same courtesy. You know I uprooted and travelled around the world so I could keep close eyes on those wells. We were given special dispensation by the Roumanian government yet they wanted bribe after bribe: for machines held up at customs. There were vehicles blocked in the road because we had not greased the proper palms.”

The audience, sour and despairing, had found a new target. The man who wanted to murder Trebitsch minutes ago looked past Henderson and met Trebitsch with empathy.

“We did everything we could, staked all we had. We brought inspectors in, and fellow oil men. I gave them tours, personally. I earned us endorsements from industry heads and advertised heavily in the European press. If King Carol had chosen not to join in the war against Bulgaria I would still be there. As director, am I to be blamed for the Second Balkan war also?”

There was laughter around the room, calls of “No!”

Trebitsch said, “there were a number of misunderstadings that arose between various persons. These resulted in the company being without working capital just when it was on the verge of success. The great thing is to find fresh capital, and I believe a scheme is afoot with that as its object.”

The first question went straight to Henderson. Could the Trust be rescued? He was unwilling to answer yes or no. After some waffling, Trebitsch interrupted.

“It is not as bad as all that. There is plenty of equipment lying around which are valuable assets.”

“Could the operation be salvaged through our deal with Parker-Rotary?” someone asked.

“Mr. Lincoln, Would you be willing to go out and provide a fresh assessment now the danger has passed?”

“In the interests of the company I am quite willing to go out and see for myself in the next few days,” said Trebitsch. “However, Ladenburgs appointed Mr. Henderson chairman, so such an action would be dependent on him. Please do not be too harsh with him. He is doing his best. I know what it is like.”

Henderson took a deep breath and walked back to the podium.

“I accept Mr. Lincoln’s offer. Perhaps we might adjourn the meeting for three weeks? Would that be sufficient?”

Elsewhere in London, Nicolas Hotermans was boarding a train to the port, then a ship home to Brussels.

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Chapter 12

Chapter 12

From Hill Close House to Hummersknott, Darlington was Pease territory, but that would change. Away from the electric trams of Northgate, the Liberal ‘s Albion Hall was full of working men. With accent he spoke fluently, the curls gone from his now straight parted hair , his belly filled out.

I want you to see for yourself the ordinary Belgian’s struggle under tariff laws. Their long hours. Our trip to Antwerp will be educational. I am looking for volunteers to find the facts, and sponsors to subsidise this great venture.”

Men queued to put their names down for joining Trebitsch on the continent. As the numbers fell away, he saw one man lingering at the back, beady black eyes and fair hair. He quivered as the M.P. drew near.

Will you be joining us?” asked Trebitsch.

That would be difficult.”

Trebitsch recognised him then. One of the Quakers running the town, but no Pease nor Rowntree. “You’re Edmund Backhouse, aren’t you?”

Baachus, the black sheep, at your service.”

Perhaps you’re the herder of black cattle.”

Oh, I hope not. My return to Darlington is temporary,” said Backhouse.

I heard you were in China? Involved in the building of railways there? Quite the Darlington spirit.”

Backhouse sighed, then, some other spirit grabbed him. “You are looking for sponsors.”

Yes! Yes. Would you be willing to assist?”

Maybe. Do you know Foxes in Northgate? Good. How about one o’clock tomorrow?”

The Fox family Oriental Cafe was adorned with prints, candles and mirrors. Upstairs was dark and ornate. They sat by a latticed divider, spiced tea and incense wafting, while Backhouse spoke of his predicament at Pauling & Co. A London firm, they were to construct a railway with Chinese government funding.

The Russians and Japanese protested. They want it for themselves and now the whole deal has been scotched. British jobs have been lost. If the government would be persuaded to speak out on this…”

Yes, yes. You know I am a businessman too. I am making exciting in-roads on the Galician oil fields. We can work together. I will ask in the Commons this week.”

Mr. Lincoln, you must be very careful this isn’t tracked back to me,” he said, and slid across the table an envelope of bank notes. “I’d be very grateful for your assistance.”

Coated pastilles fell from the sugar trough onto the conveyor belt, like new tides, until aligned and packed in silver foil. A tide of milk sloshed and breaking, cream waves exploding around the steel drum. The cartwheels spun, a loose stone bounced between the spokes. Astride the cobblestones, Trebitsch pulled his rebellious wheel-bag. Arnold, Seebohm’s brother and company director held the door open. He had receding hair except for voluminous clumps at the sides. They hello’d and goodbye’d. He waved to Mr. Robson, Rowntree’s secretary, through an open door.

‘The most competent researcher you’ve ever employed!’ My, I am honoured!” said Trebitsch. Rowntree passed back the autographed Land and Labour, the book they’d worked so hard on. “I wonder if I might trouble you for a small loan.”

Another?”

Just until October. There’s the newborn and my family are coming from Budapest. £50 or £60 would suffice but I’m grateful for anything at all.”

Rowntree had his chequebook out. “I gave you a very large remuneration last year. You really must live within your means, Timothy.”

I’m in the process of launching a petroleum business with some contacts made in Poland and the Ukraine.” Trebitsch made a noise of pulling out the prospectus but Rowntree was engrossed in his ledger, transferring figures. “In Austria. It’s very promising!” Still Rowntree’s head was down.

Franz Ferdinand had large eyes and spoke to Trebitsch earnestly of the Entente. Trebitsch asked was there an intention to isolate Germany. Out of that lightning bolt moustache the Archduke rumbled that of course Britain desired Austria, Hungary, or both, come away, weaken the Kaiser’s ‘upstart empire’. Trebitsch looked at his list of questions. Surely he had another page. The ink began to melt.

I’ve made this out for £100,” said Rowntree. “I would not see you stuck. Please, would you make this the last time?”

Rowntree had to return to work so Trebitsch left. Along the hall a fierce sneeze grabbed his head and flung it downwards. The blue carpet filled with balls of silver and light. They swirled around and zipped past him as the second sneeze came on. There were more now, in a frenzy. Robson came out of his office with a handkerchief. Trebitsch eyed him through mercury’s swarm.

You look terrible. Come in and take a seat. There must be a lot on your mind.”

Robson heard all about how the Archduke was a potential investor. He could not invest, but gave Trebitsch the £500 loan he asked for.

It was early August, early morning, when the Antwerp party met outside The Coronation Temperance Hotel on Victoria Road. Blumer already there with them, easily identified by his pock-marks. Trebitsch and Krausz had only to walk ten minutes from Park View and they met the men, all thirty-six by the head count. in all. He led them past the coal depot, up toward Bank Top Station.

You are pleased,” Trebitsch told Blumer on the platform. “Do you see? This is what your loan of £100 had achieved. Everyone! Everyone! Mr. James Blumer, chairman of the Darlington Liberal Association.”

Trebitsch settled his bag and clapped furiously, until it was joined by applause from the workers.

Not necessary, not necessary. This is all Mr. Lincoln’s work. Safe travels, gentleman!”

On the train to the port were Darlington’s brick-layers and boiler-makers, railwaymen and a postman. Trebitsch and Krausz mingled, made sure their needs were met. On the boat, a few of them sat around a bar table. The postman felt Trebitsch was painting the Belgians as far more impoverished than they could possibly be.

I interviewed a woman in a village Liege,” Trebitsch said. “Very busy in her business washing an ironing. She worked right up until the birth: two weeks before, and only two weeks maternity leave. Fourteen children in all, no time for education, except schooling the younger ones to help her. They were not well-off, but self-sufficient from working eighteen hour days.”

The hotel in Antwerp was damp, with ambiguous insects. On Wednesday, they visited Liege and her factories. They toured the slums outside Brussels, watching their counterparts slave deprived and dressed in rags. Several times Trebitsch reminded them to watch their wallets. “The families in this street are living eight to a room,” he said.

Disgusting.”

Why would they live like this?”

There’s no pay to be had behind these tariff walls,” said Trebitch.

With their guide’s running-down commentary, the workers’ feelings were nearly unanimous. The lot of the Belgian worker was disturbing. Only the postman disagreed. “I haven’t seen any evidence of them eating dog meat,” he said. “Our week has been spent in dirty alleys and dead fields. There’s an international arts exhibition three streets over!”

Meanwhile in London, the Hungarian ambassador Count Mensdorff gazed up at the Foreign Office’s high ceiling, paint patterns of coral and ladder. He was a thin man with a flat face. William Tyrrell escorted him over scarlet carpet with customary sombre dignity. They ascended the grand staircase and Tyrrell took him to a room full of classical beams and arches. Sir Edward Grey and Eyre Crowe welcomed him and listened as he voiced his concern: Trebitsch Lincoln. The M.P. had been behind a series of statements questioning the Hungarian government: embarrassing statements, not at all diplomatic. Mensdorff said, making it seem an accidental slip, that the Budapest constabulary were keen to question him about a series of robberies. Grey treated this very seriously and asked Mensdorff to leave the matter with him. Once he left, Grey said someone had better have a word with Rowntree about the wolf in the fold.

The smoking train released them, early September: his mother, Julia, ten years after disowning her son over his Christianity had softened her heart. Lajos: humble on the platform, behind many cases of luggage was hopeful of progress. Jozsef the wanderer, resembling Trebitsch but uncomfortable in suit and tie dawdled by the sign, DARLINGTON. He read the money of the men and the darling of the women. Simon, eighteen, followed them. Glow in his mouth, he was given over already to this not-Budapest home. Trebitsch was nowhere to be seen. Shortly, their cousin Alexander stepped out to meet them and Julius, thirteen years old, at his side. Well dressed, they greeted one another with typical Hungarian embrace. Julius desired to impress his grandmother but was equally afraid of her.

Trebitsch returned on the next train, from Lviv. There, hotel reception were told at check-in the M.P.’s purpose was to examine the potential for drilling Galician oil fields. The bed was hard, the travel heavy and the noise – abominable! The hotel staff said word had gotten around and the lobby crowded with lawyers, arguing in Polish and Ukranian. At about 10pm, he’d risen, finding only Dr. Segal, the one who did not leave. This was the tale recounted to the brothers at the quiet Oriental Cafe, 94 Northgate.

It. sounded to Lajos like another tall tale though, and he read aloud from the inside pages of the Northern Echo. “Marie Curie Isolates Radium In Pure Form – New Element Discovered.”

Simon was engulfing biscuits. Jozsef, picking through the papers his brother had brought found an unmailed letter addressed to the London Society for the Jews. “I thought you were done with them. Who’s Lypshytz? Another financier?”

He might be but that is none of your concern. Return it at once.”

Jozsef shrugged casually and laughed, flinging it back into the pile.

Dr. Segal, on the other hand, is a good man and I trust him. Now listen. Galician Oil is controlled by nine relatively small companies.”

And you want to amalgamate these?” asked Lajos, rubbing facial hair.

Not want to, have! Well, virtually! Segal made his enquiries and eight of them were open to it. For only £5,000 we had options to bid. Once I heard this I telegraphed Mr. Rowntree immediately.”

So we have jobs?” asked Simon.

I have the papers. Anglo-Austrian Oil, incorporated in my name. Henry Dalziel M.P. Was talking to his banker friends this very day.”

We’re to be oil barons,” said Simon

Trebitsch laughed. Then shook Simon’s hand, and he was laughing too.

Eyre Crowe was short, of height and hair, his frame thin and face angular and to the point. He shook Alex Murray’s hand, and Alex presented Jack, but excused them a minute later. He took broad old Lord Murray to one of the alcoves at the far end of the Dining Room, more like a bar table. The Liberal Club was full of such hiding spots, though the smell of carrots and gravy and roast pheasant wafted down to them.

Thank you for agreeing to meet me,” said Crowe, rubbing his ear. “That was Jack Pease, wasn’t it?”

Yes, member for Rotherham. He’s been giving me tips from his time as Chief Whip.” Murray laughed.

Also former Mayor of Darlington I believe. We might need to bring him in on this before it’s all over. Tell me, do you know Timothy Trebitsch Lincoln?”

Crowe told Murray of the complaints by Count Mensdorff, Esme Howard, Sir Bertie and others.

Things will have to change. He’s upset several ambassadors and is completely lacking in etiquette. It’s a good clean-up job is what’s needed.”

Two floors below, Trebitsch was squaring off against a backbencher over billiards. He laid out his pitch and lost the games. On the way to the bar, they stopped by the member’s mail boxes and he ripped open the letter from Rowntree. It confirmed a further £5,000 deposited in his account for negotiating the deal. He found renewed vigour to pitch. Murray and Crowe were out the door before they arrived on the ground floor.

Upstairs, he walked in to a few scowls. Herbert Samuel, with some concern, noted his entry, then gathered himself into the current conversation with Maundy Gregory and Jack Pease. When Trebitsch approached, Samuel made his apologies and left.

The boys were full of excitement, hyperactivity, when he took them to the newly opened Electric Picturedrome for John’s seventh birthday. A silent movie synchronised with gramophone, harbinger of Edison’s talkies coming to town soon. On the way home they met the Hudnalls and their newborn, Richard, the kids unable to contain themselves. Nicolas Hoterman’s sister and husband were employed as maid and butler at Park View. They cleaned dinner plates in the October darkness. Tall, pale Margarethe had Eddie suckling at her breast. John’s birthday was challenged by Julius, double in years. John straightened up, then seeing his brother taller took to the sofa. In the kitchen, Julia was yelling at the Belgians in a thick accent they could not understand.

No, no. My plates! You cannot wash plates for unclean meat and kosher meat in the same water!”

The Trebitsch brothers were sat in the middle of it, Ignatius running laps around Uncle Simon’s seat. His father got up and slapped him on the legs. Lajos said they should take it upstairs. Ignatius’s tears followed them, set off Eddie in the other room. Julius and John stood to attention as they passed.

Simon said, “We’ve been here six weeks and working our damnedest.”

There was a desk against the wall, and other chairs around the side, between filing cabinets and precariously leaning books from over-stuffed cases.

This is the nature of business. You have to invest to get paid. The more money you spend the more you get back.”

Nonsense,” spat Lajos.

We have been over this. £10,000 for the option and negotiation advanced by Rowntree. The cost comes to buy comes to £240,000 and Henry Dalziel is fairly sure he can raise it. How much of that is nonsense, Lajos?”

What about us?” asked Simon. “We’ve been writing and typing, mailing and marketing and setting up accounts all while –”

Brother, we’ve been lifting rubbish, sweating away for old foods in racist pubs,” said Jozsef.

If you do not like it, then you know what to do,” said Trebitsch. “I promised you a job and we will strike big. Just be patient.”

It was an unusually quiet afternoon when Henry Dalziel met Trebitsch in the Smoking Room. He led the handsome Scotsman to his favourite spot: the fireplace flanked by mottled honeycomb pillars. Trebitsch sat with the clock behind him, Dalziel opposite, sunlight from across the Thames streaming over his face. Dalziel said the Bank of England had raised their rates and as a result the financiers had seen the investment n Galicia and similar as unprofitable. Trebitsch protested, suggested new angles, but nothing he put forward was growing.

His return journey took forever. At Bank Top a train had gone over the side of the line and one on the rails was smashed. There were two fatalities.

Several days later the trains were moving cautiously. He went south. Station Hotel, a gothic building as large as the Liberal Club signified his entry into York. It did not whiz by. He took a taxi a mile to the familiar fog of cocoa on Haxby Road. Greeted Robson in the hall, in passing.

I talked with Henry Dalziel at the club a few days ago,” said Rowntree.

Yes, this is what I came to see you about! I regret our venture has met an obstacle.”

He also mentioned you borrowed several hundred pounds from him.”

Mr. Rowntree, the money is resting in my account.”

How much have you?”

Enough. Though I have been considering resigning from the House, so as to put all my attention on this enterprise.”

Rowntree never looked judgemental. Though he raised an eyebrow, he was pleased.

IF I move on.,” said Trebitsch. “The matter is not settled that my mind has been made up! I have my sights set on a cabinet post.”

Sadly, I think it would be for the best? Perhaps you might run again at a later date,” said Rowntree

After Trebitsch showed himself out, Robson knocked thrice on the hardwood door. What was Lincoln’s excuse?

Rowntree said, “He did not answer directly. The tone was…he inferred the claims are untrue.”

He has the funds?”

He says he does, but in truth William, I don’t believe him. To compound matters he did not even mention to me his declaration of bankruptcy.”

Robson shook his head. “And his seat?”

Half seated, half standing. That is, I have no idea.”

By Lear’s Ironmongers in the Horsemarket, Harrison Thompson and Sons held ‘the largest stock of chocolates in the district’. Beyond the ornate white plaster Roman archway, Thompson’s was long and spacious. Fred Maddison, 54, a gentleman, left his companions at the table and walked to the back wash-room.

Mr. Lincoln, Timothy, I am aware you have filed for bankruptcy,” said Blumer. “It is not the customary for the House to let a bankrupt perform party duties..” Blumer leaned across the table and spoke in quiet tones.

Trebitsch, not so much. “I see. And what would be the benefit in abandoning my constituency? The people who voted for me, eh? You want I should leave them in bother?”

The next election is several years away, we hope. You could wait in the wings. Fred has very good experience. He was president of the TUC and previously ran in Burnley.”

Mr. Maddison’s character is not in dispute, but it seems mine is!”

That’s not what I’m saying.”

Well, you’d be in the minority. I have heard the talk at the club, treacherous whispers, as well as blatant racism.”

I didn’t make the rules and I’m not your enemy, Timothy.”

No, of course not. I apologise for my tone.”

I simply wanted to make you aware there are options. If you resign now, perhaps moreso. This is not the end of the line.”

The M.P. for York Arnold Rowntree, accompanied his brother riding carriage’s worn seats, heads in newspapers. Inside margins of serrated pulp they read of Madero’s call to revolution in Mexico, the death of Tolstoy, and it was also a way not to talk about it.

Nearby investors talked excitedly about a new Darlington picture house, and Arnold was moved to speak. “Father was right when he said you would have felt bad if he was an honest man who had failed. Help was given him, and he turned out to be a bad egg.. You know this has to be done.”

Seebohm said nothing.

Off St. Augustine’s Way they were met by Blumer at door to Albion Hall. Trebitsch’s photograph looked mirthfully down at them. James Blumer turned his back to it, turned their backs to it and brought them inside .

The Whitehall Court club was in chaos: Lloyd George’s budget; the Irish Question; The Lords refusing to allow the bills to pass, though George V advised them not to. There was talk of dissolving parliament soon. Perhaps tomorrow or the next day. The speech was hot and so many bodies there pushed against one another. Groans of too many elections, a few dissenters said it would clear out the trash. The thought of weeks of electioneering pumped blood hot into Trebitsch’s head. He put his hand on a member’s back to steady himself. In the hall, away from the noise, but his legs were weak.

Sir, may I help you?”

I’d like to use the telephone.”

The butler lead him along the hallway, the long, expansive hallway.

On the second floor of his home in Park View, Trebitsch’s private study was anything but. Trebitsch explained people were working hard for them. Now Dr. Segal was in London and they could travel to meet him, hatch a rescue from the Liberal Club. Simon wanted to know if they would let him in.

OF COURSE! I may not be an M.P. any longer but I have my contacts.”

Simon is fed up with this, as we all are. I’m sure you’ll succeed but I did not come to England to mop floors and peel potatoes,” said Lajos.

Trebitsch hit back, “Simon has made a complete hash of the book-keeping. No wonder our funds are a mess!”

It is getting old,” said Jozsef.

You have been looked after by me here.”

Lajos laughed. “Your children had no food when we arrived. And Margarethe is pregnant again. How do you expect to cope with that?”

Fine, then. You can get out of my sight, off to America! You’ve already driven mother away with your bickering. I am tired of your whining. All of you, your attitudes are not conducive to a healthy business atmosphere. I won’t have it under my roof. ”

It was around a year after Trebitsch took the stage at the Larchfield Drill Hall that Frederick Maddison tried to sell his candidacy. He’d hoped for a different venue, but was unable to find one. Worse, his predecessor had offered to join him on-stage and he couldn’t say no.

I hope you’ll stand behind Mr. Maddison, Darlington, with all the conviction you showed to me.”

As soon as Trebitsch spoke it was the signal for Skinnergate’s hecklers. “Mr. Maddison, you stood in Burnley after Jabez Balfour. Is that your thing, coming on after bad M.P.s?”

The crowd roared with laughter. A press man asked why Lincoln had waited two days before parliament was dissolved before standing down.

I have tried my best to arrange matters so I can continue working with you and fighting for the noble cause of Liberalism.”

Mr.Maddison, do you make Rowntree’s Fruit Pastilles as well?”

Yeah, are you on the choco-choco train?”

Oh, that’s very big!” thundered Trebitsch. “One of Mr. Pease’s supporters. I can tell by the lack of manners. Pike Pease has helped galvanise the pig-headed fools of this borough!”

Maddison tried to speak and was drowned out, the crowd barking like dogs.

With Christmas upon them and the Belgian help gone, Margarethe, heavy with child, stacked the plates as the boys ran through the house. Jozsef remained behind, and with Krausz and Trebitsch went over and over the books: the money, the financiers, the cost of equipment and labour. Trebitsch thumbed the cut edge of the solicitor’s letter. He had one week until meeting his creditors.

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c. Andy Luke, 2017

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The Watch Thief, Chapter 11

26 January, 1910. Budapest.

They burst from the station. Trebitsch with three bags angled round paused rears, over-took dawdlers. Among familiar steeples and grand boulevard monuments, he saw the hotels with their open arms.

The house door was opened by Sandor the home-bird. He and Simon, the youngest, took the bags. His anya entered the living room and pressed cheeks around him, then poured the coffee.

“Oh, Ignacz! Now, there are two politicians in the family!”

Trebitsch was to digress but these things should not concern him. Lajos showed up for dinner and indeed, things had been on the decline.

“I will speak favourably for you, for the business of running a country requires so many proficiencies.”

“You’ve only been elected two weeks!” said Lajos.

Trebitsch splashed kávé onto the table-cloth. “I intend to represent British interests while I’m here. You can attend if you like. I’ve arranged for a public meeting at the Hotel Hungaria. Tell me, where is Vilmos?”

Silence.

“Why is he not around?”

“Vilmos…”

Julia adjusted her large petticoat and said, “Oh, Vilmos, your father and I thought he would be the saviour of this family. Let’s not talk of unpleasant things. ”

“Mother!” said Lajos.

“He is not well.”

“Has heard voices,” said Simon. “He’s in the asylum.”

“With or without his help I will continue. I have some very interesting plans. I will be the saviour of this family!”

 

A burst of ink as Esme Howard signed the memorandum and dated it 7 February. He read it back, and from the words Trebitsch appeared as a spectre before him.

“Thank you for the introductions: Sir Cassel, Stuart Samuel at the firm of Samuel Montagu: they’re prepared to lay out as much as two million! So you see, the bank will be a reality. Also, I have purchased a patent for the most remarkable of devices!”

In London, Eyre Crowe read the telegram aloud to Tyrrell. “He says it is for a furnace which can take any coal, even ‘brown’ coal, and it produces no smoke or gas.”

Tyrrell too, could see him there in his room, electrified and bobbing.

“It is a most remarkable invention!”

“If only these details could disappear so easily,” Tyrrell told Crowe.

In Budapest, Howard fetched his coat for lunch. As he walked along Rákóczi Avenue clouds darkened his way. The towering clock gazed into his soul. There was the Lincoln echo again. “I am to lecture on British politics today at Hotel Hungaria.”

Concern led Howard sluggishly upstairs where he found Trebitsch. He sat behind thirty or so people. Good. He didn’t wish this visit framed as some kind of endorsement.

“I come from a respected banking family: my father, Nathan, god rest his soul, and my older brother, Vilmos. So it honours me to carry on this tradition and increase trade among both nations.”

With Lajos and Simon also in the audience, they listened as he answered questions on British employment. He recounted statistics and correlations of industrial ownership, town population and behaviour. The journalists there found him lucid in his response on trade in transport. Discussion verged from Britain to Hungary and he praised his “brother’s efforts” and the Social Democrats, however Trebitsch was anxious to steer the conversation back onto his course.

“What about Hungarian independence?”

“What about it, indeed? Agitation here can only strengthen the Church and the Conservatives. It’s the wrong time for this.”

Howard stayed as long as he could bear it. He could hear Lincoln in his head, the wild elemental chaos following him to the consulate. Howard grabbed his desk, grabbed the notepad. Over the desk he could still see the preacher, hands waving, fingers pointing to a calamity of global proportions.

“The dual monarchy of Austria-Hungary will only be weakened by your protest for independence. It puts Hungary in a vulnerable state and gives an unfair advantage to Germany and Russia.”

Budapest’s skies darkened Howard’s office. He could still hear the concern in the audience.

“Is that what the British think of us?”

“At the present moment, the Liberals of England do not look with sympathy on it.”

In London, Eyre Crowe read the second telegram.

“Oh, so very tactless! I regret, Mr. Tyrrell, this will have to be presented to Sir Grey.”

 

April 6th, 1910, The National Liberal Club, London.

 

Everything about the National Liberal Club was large. Square tiled celings of a Romantic age and golden chandeliers like upside down wedding cakes. Behind honey painted pillars caught green drapes with overhanging tassles fell ten feet to their bindings. On the walls opposite were the works of the masters.  The carpet was firm and expensively patterned. At the sculpted fireplace, Winston Churchill, elbow on leather arm-rest, sat with Squiffy, the P.M., who himself sat with an impressive collection of spirit glasses, their reflection upon the covering showing Asquith was in a bad way.  In the centre of the busy room, Herbert Samuel was in discussion with the Attorney-General, Rufus Isaacs: an angular faced Jew who was precise in all things.

“Alex Murray is sure Marconi’s shares could be used for party funds,” said Isaacs.

“I’m not sure it’s for me,” said Samuel

“I said Godfrey is managing director?”

“You did.”

“Your own siblings are in banking. Stuart and…Gilbert?”

“I rarely see them,” said Samuel.

“Well, I’ve already bought a few hundred. Let me know if you do wish to take some.”

Samuel spotted Rowntree at the memorabilia case and excused himself.

Rowntree said, “I forwarded the Chancellor excerpts from your land research, Timothy, and he’s quite excited by our publication.”

“And with this new budget we can provide for their health,” said Trebitsch.

“It may be enough to raise revenue for basic services and unemployment insurance,” Rowntree said. “Hello, Postmaster-General!”

Samuel and Rowntree shone smiles and extended their hands to one another.

“Seebohm, always a pleasure. And the distinguished Mr. Lincoln! I heard about your nasty fright. How are you?”

“Yes, a complication with the appendix. A month out of sorts! However they returned me in working order. Forgive me, this is Nicolas Hotermans, a friend from the Belgian embassy.”

“Herbert Samuel. A pleasure, sir. Well, I’m very glad to hear you’re on the mend, Mr.Lincoln.”

“I have Hotermans to thank. My new secretary has been working tirelessly to bring me up to speed.”

“Come, let’s get your thirsts sorted. Yes. I heard you spoke in the Commons today on the possibility of a Balkans Conference,” said Samuel.

“Mr. Samuel, Mr. Rowntree.” Edward Grey cut between them and passed Trebitsch with a frown and turned up nose.

“So rude, those who could not accept I was elected MP,” said Trebitsch.

“It was a honour to join you on the hustings and give them what for,” Samuel replied. “Today was not your first speech though. I saw the caricature in Punch!”

“Yes! Yes! It is my pride and joy! I have it framed!”

“Of course he made his newspaper fortune from Comic Cuts. On that score, I’ve an idea.”

Trebitsch turned, thinking the man was talking about him. He was a young, portly fellow, a thespian, with a ring, a monocle. Trebitsch had seen him in a theatre…the Waldorf, a year or two before.

“Coffee, please,” said Rowntree.

Trebitsch was searching his thoughts. There had been trouble at the Waldorf that month.

Hotermans said “There’s really someone I must say hello to. Excuse me, gentlemen?”

“You may go ahead, Nicolas. A coffee for myself,” said Trebitsch.

“Oh really? CHAMPAGNE!”

The boisterous fellow with Waldorf was the Liberal member for Hackney South, Horatio Bottomley. “You see that, Maundy? All these great minds talking about raising money for unemployment insurance and the blighters keep drinking the bar dry!” Bottomley winked at Samuel’s party. Rowntree smiled back.

“The benches were full for my maiden speech,” said Trebitsch.

“Are you staying in London tonight?” asked Samuel.presence

Bottomley’s friend, Maundy, was talking in Trebitsch’s ear. “I had an idea for a publication: Mayfair, built around a regular feature –”

Rowntree said, “Be careful not to do too much at once, Timothy. His wife is due any day now.”

Bottomley yelled, “A bottle of champers and make it quick!”

Trebitsch called over, “I am very interested in tomorrow’s discussion on Persia and the presence of the Russian army there.”

“We’ll call it ‘Man of the Day’ An article and a cartoonist’s colour portrait, perhaps Spy –” said Maundy

Trebitsch told Samuel and Rowntree, “The two matters greatly interest me, also the developments with the Chinese railways.”

“Huh, that’s Vanity Fair,” said Bottomley. “Look, Maundy, Odhams and I are too busy editing John Bull.”

Trebitsch fell silent and listened to the two men. Did they have the opportunity he’d been waiting for?

“Talk to the Keen-Hargreaves boys,” said Bottomley.

“Isn’t one of them a baron?”

“Jack. So he says. You remember how you showed up to the theatre with the Duchess on your arm? It’s the same principle. Reach out to prestige and you’ll have the door opened for you, boy.”

About that time, in Darlington, Edward Cuthbert Lincoln was brought into the world.

 

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The Watch Thief, Chapter 10.

Budapest, 23rd September, 1909.

Esme Howard led him through the foyer while the man went on and on about an Anglo-Hungarian Bank, Mister Rowntree’s expansion plans and Howard promised he‘d “look into it,” though the damned fool didn’t seem to grasp what he was really saying was,  “get out of my building now.” Prattling on about his visit to the embassy in Belgrade and an Anglo-Serbian bank! At that point it was all just noise. Howard wondered how if the Prime Minister intended to force through such bold social reform, he needed all the friends overseas he could get.

While Howard wrote to the Foreign Office, Trebitsch met his nephew at the cafe in Erzsébet Square. It went very well, he said. The next morning, they left early for the station. Once aboard, Alexander Krausz scrutinised the proposals, or tried to. Trebitsch opened his briefcase and put a carbon copy of Sir Grey’s letter to Belgrade in Krausz’s face. Krausz nodded, smiled, and Trebitsch said, “Ah, but also this,” and there was one for Sofia too. Like a stage magician with knotted handkerchiefs he showed off introductions for Bucharest, Constantinople and Vienna. Each time Krausz returned to the brief Trebitsch had provided there was some new point to be made about capital funding for Lincoln & Co. and the shares soon to be floated, the proposed bank’s insurance programme and the continental oil-drilling operation, which wasn’t written down, “and don’t nod off because there is much to do and plan for.”

Krausz carried the bags with difficulty. His uncle said he’d never been to Belgrade and they walked along the Danube a while. He gave a running commentary of all the sights, during which Krausz learned he hadn’t even booked accommodation. Trebitsch found his way to deciding any hotel would be good and settled on the most prominent and expensive, Hotel Moskva.

They were early to the consulate. At reception, everything was a chore. Krausz bore it though feared his uncle would throw a tantrum.. Then, Trebitsch introduced him to Mr. Whitehead as his private secretary, so Krausz reckoned he might actually get paid. Whitehead didn’t seem to embrace the pitch but Krausz was to send him further details. Back at Hotel Moskva, Trebitsch dictated for an hour and instructed his nephew to summarise while he, “attended to matters.”

Three hours later when Krausz was nearly done, the door clattered open. An election had been called in England. They must go immediately. Trebitsch circled the room like a frenzied hornet, his hands flapping until Krausz was seen packing, and then he was in the hall, cursing at a rattling door-knob.

Darlington was blanketed in placards: Darlington, Union Jack, Pike Pease, Unionist. Pease’s photo bound to lamp-posts looked in on bedrooms, greeted Trebitsch and Krausz at the station. ‘He’ was outside the colliery and the corner-shop.

“No Jews here!” yelled one man, and his chum mimed drinking.

“Cocoa! Cocoa!”

“Yes, I like a mug of cocoa,” Trebitsch called back. “Do you not?”

John’s arms rounded his father’s legs at the door and Ignatius piled in too. Margarethe, four months pregnant, rose and kissed him.

“You made it back in time for the birthdays,” said Julius.

“I’m five! No, four. I’m four…” said John.

“Five soon though! First your brother Julius is twelve. Look how tall he is? He’ll be able to help Father get elected. Now, Alexander and I have to go to the study. Do not disturb us.”

They were not to be disturbed.

 

“A letter from Edward Grey, requesting an appointment: a fabulous idea! Krausz, fetch the party list. There are endorsements to be had.”

He dictated the request and left Krausz with a dozen likely names. Then he was out, a thirty year old man jumping down three or four stairs at a time. On Grange Road he greeted his constituency, got their names and occupations. He had something for the burdened mother and the leisurely aristocrat each: the love of Reverend I.T.T. Lincoln, whose tongue saved and relieved man from the causes of poverty and sin. Mr. Lincoln, adult school-teacher of Budapest, Montreal and York, that learned gentleman of letters! He was recognised! He was unafraid to illuminate in detail from his experience. The social investigator listened to people. At the Drill Hall on Larchfield Street he found the attendant. They walked upon the stage where he committed to booking the space.

“I am a Jew,” he told the packed assembly. “I am proud to belong to that race. I am a Jew with all the ability of a Jew. I have will power, I have lofty ideas, and I.T.T. Lincoln, though a Jew, will show the Tories of Darlington that I can fight!”

Applause filled the hall, blew into the streets. The North Star editorial accused him of self-conceit, ‘a gay peacock’, the tool of ‘Socialistic Radicals’.

There were eight weeks until the election. He rose at six every morning and was in bed by ten. He spoke with the temperance man and the butcher, the farmer and alcoholics. He found the theatre manager and Baptist preacher, Krausz found him a printer and an artist.

On the train to London, a man asked him, “If you care so much about Darlington why are you always nipping off to the continent?”

He explained. “You know Darlington birthed George Stephenson and with his son they created the first steam locomotive? It’s railway, a world’s first too?”

“Yes, I am aware of this.”

“Well then you’ll know it is better to capitalise upon our home-town’s gifts to the world. Capitalise, or stagnate. “Darlington’s right is trade deals with Paris and Brussels and more. Our value must be recognised in Westminster. I’m on my way now to alert them!”

Trebitsch took from his briefcase the letter from the Foreign Office, requesting his presence that day to meet and discuss matters of international trade. He noted it was signed by Edward Grey and didn’t feel he could argue that.

Grey was not in attendance (again!) and he was met by William Tyrrell and new man, Eyre Crowe. Tyrrell was at his desk, with a broad upright posture and seriousness about him. “You have recently upset Sir Esme Howard, a matter which in turn has disturbed The Foreign Secretary.”

“I am sorry he is displeased,” said Trebitsch. “I was making honest enquiries.”

Crowe stroked his broad moustache. He’d a thin face, mostly cheekbones and piercing angry eyes.“When receiving an introduction for official business, it is not a good course to blur the matter with one of private enterprise.”

“You will forgive me. I merely thought as Darlington’s prospective candidate I had more leeway.”

Tyrrell looked to Crowe and back again.

“Yes, of course,”

“Try to be more sensitive next time,” said Tyrrell. “And good luck with your campaign, Mr. Lincoln?”

With time to kill, Trebitsch visited the National Liberal Club on Whitehall Court and strode the spiral staircase. He signed Krausz’s dozen requests for endorsements and placed them in member’s pigeon-holes. He went to the reading room and looked over the periodicals. He opened his case and set down several of ‘Powder and Shot’, a pamphlet he’d produced for Darlington people on the issue of free trade.

Julius and Ignatius put them through doors, an after-school pursuit where they felt as working men. Their father watched to engage his neighbours. The windows proclaimed, ‘VOTE X PIKE PEASE’.

At halls festooned with tinselled trees Krausz handed out the pamphlets, folded by Margarethe. Trebitsch stood among hecklers and converts on a stage with blackboard and chalk. The words ‘FREE TRADE’ scrape-whitened over with an X, and then boxed around. He grafted PEASE above it, and,

  • TARRIFFS

The percentages required by these, the figures in pounds of lost revenue.

  • POVERTY

Aim of Pease and the Unionists in the Commons and Lords, to deny British workers health-care and unemployment coverage.

“Or pensions!” he called out. And shouts of ‘cocoa’ and ‘Jew’ disappeared under boos and cries of ‘Tory murderers!’

“They cannot think for themselves. Away with them! Why are they still here? They should be gone the way of the Whigs. Better yet, the dinosaur, for that is what they are!”

The hall applauded, but Trebitsch was at the blackboard again, furiously chalking out animals.

“A horse?”

“Dogs!”

“They shoot them and bait them!”

“Get off the stage you damned foreigner!”

“Industrial free trade in Britain is greater than in Germany. There are higher levels of illiteracy and unemployment. The working German man had to eat…”

135, 239, he chalked. “One hundred and thirty-five thousand horses, slaughtered for human consumption!”

698, he chalked. “Seven hundred dogs killed in the city of Chemnitz in 1906 alone! If the Unionists with their tariff plans won, the people of Darlington would also have to eat dog meat to survive!”

He was pelted with banana skins.

It happened in the days ahead too as he knocked on doors with pregnant Margarethe by his side: splattering eggs and paper balls hiding stones or stools.

“I’ll stick you with a hairpin!”

Christmas brought a letter from Winston Churchill, praising him for a fine fight in land reform and popular government. Herbert Samuel, a respected Jewish Liberal, visited from Cleveland, where he had unseated a Pease.

“You, the electorate, are fortunate enough in having so active and able a champion!”

Hundreds applauded and threw their hats. They quieted as Trebitsch read aloud from the morning’s post. “I feel confident the vigour with which you have conducted your campaign and the excellence of your cause will combine to defeat the forces of reaction and Protectionism. Yours sincerely, David Lloyd George.”

He stepped onto the stage with Pease on election night, boos and calls for him to return to the plantation. Safe Liberal seats had already been lost nearby.

“No pest will take British jobs!”

“The results of the election in the constituency of Darlington are as follows: Mr. I.T.T. Lincoln, Liberal, four thousand, eight hundred and fifteen votes. Pease, H. Pike, Unionist, four thousand, seven hundred and eighty-six votes: a Liberal majority of twenty-nine to Mr. Lincoln, who it is declared is the winner of this seat in Darlington.”

Whistles and cheers and he kissed Margarethe, threw his arms around Rowntree, Krausz and Julius. Ignatius and John were lifted onto folk’s shoulders. The crowd congratulated one another, relieved: or drew daggers in their eyes.

“We have won at Darlington the greatest victory of the General Election. The Tories had the strongest local hold in my opponent, Pike Pease, and his father before him. The people have shown principles count more than names. The Tories have a poster, ‘the foreigner’s got my job’. Well he has got it!”

They hollered yeah, for Lincoln and some swore, cursed the foreign scum.

“I am the foreigner. I have got Pike Pease’s job! The racists will make no impression on me, shout as hard as they like. There are four thousand, eight hundred and fifteen Darlingtonians behind me. That will not be upset by any amount of shouting!”

In the weeks ahead he visited Thirsk and Stockton. He told the provocateurs there the same, and showed them his congratulatory telegram from Sir Edward Grey.

 

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The Watch Thief. Chapter Nine.

he British embassy in Budapest was on Harminad, where Ignacz Trebitsch was booked to meet the ambassador. The street had little else to it. Across the way, Erzsébet Square boasted a hotels and outdoor cafe, where the brothers Trebitsch sat.  Lajos balked at the prices. Ignacz assured him he could cover the bill on business expenses. They were joined by Simon, now seventeen, and Alexander Krausz, their cousin. There was much excitement over Lajos’s role as secretary of Hungary’s Socialist Democratic Party.
Krausz said, “I have been helping too. They are Budapest’s true opposition.”
“Yes, I read of this. It is part of my work to stay abreast of political developments while helping to inform the policy of the British Empire. Alexander, have you ever considered working abroad?” 
“I can’t be in Budapest forever. Jozsef told me some good stories.”
“You’ll find rich and expanding cities all over Europe. There are wonders in Denmark and the ports along the Danube in Berlin and Vienna,” said Ignacz.
“That sounds wonderful,” said Simon.
“Ignacz, you should call and see Jean, your niece?” said Lajos. “You know, Mary’s expecting again.”
He was roundly congratulated. However, Ignacz had hoped the eldest, Vilmos, would be there for he’d advice on banking matters to pursue. The eldest brother was looking after their ill father, and Lajos added, would make himself just as ill. Jozsef, well, no one was sure if Jozsef was in the country. 
“And Sandor? He never leaves the house!” said Simon. 
Behind Simon two figures walked towards them. Ignacz studied them intently until he made out they were police officers.
“You are too young,” said Lajos. 
“I’ll think about it,” said Krausz.
“Excuse me; rest room,” said Ignacz.
He got up, went into the hall. In the dark, he pressed his head against the door frame. The police were asking Lajos if he was who they thought he was. Lajos was protesting that his political rights were being infringed upon. 
“We have no wish to do that. The man inside: is he your brother, Ignacz?”
Ignacz flung himself softly on to the street and began walking away.
“Excuse me, sir. A word? Sir, please stop, sir. I order you to stop.”
Jogging in sunlight, he looked back with glee; then turned onto British soil. 
“Ambassador, delighted to meet you. I hope you can spare some time…”
 
  
John was three and oblivious to Cambridge and Calais, only caring for the vast sea. High-velocity Belgium mesmerised him outside choo-choo windows.  Maragarethe was thirty, years which fell away when her love met them at the station. They rode out by taxi, a Model T Ford automobile, to the Hotel de la Poste on Port Avenue.
They lay on the bed, father bouncing John above his head, until room service arrived. In the afternoon he took them to the Saint Hubert Royal Galleries, long prestigious covered markets and department stores where they bought clothes and toys. Later, the hotel staff brought a bed for the child. Margarethe studied her husband reading John the stories of Hans Christian Andersen. 
The second morning a letter arrived from England. Rowntree felt the study was too broad and was confining it to Belgium for the foreseeable future. Trebitsch told Margaret that he was relieved. They ate sea bass at the Cafe Metropole and the father carried his son around Brouckere square on his shoulder, the boy reaching out to catch the spray from the stairway fountain. 
On Wednesday a private cab was to show the city. The driver asked if they’d come from Luxembourg or Gay Paree, and how did they know Mr. Lincoln, who in turn decided the man was too nosey and cut the journey short. They explored the paths and trees of Brussels Park were the sun lit up the leaves. At benches they met Nicolas Hotermans from the Belgian embassy. He shook their hands and made small talk about embassy matters and they wished one another a good afternoon. 
On the fourth day, Trebitsch bought Margarethe beautiful clothes as well as gifts for Julius, Ignatius and Mrs. Kahlor. They stopped at kerbs for passing traffic and in the afternoon a tram carriage bearing a blond haired lady in Summer dress looked out at them. She had crème skin and full pert tits when she was sure no one was watching rapped the window and blew Trebitsch a kiss. He didn’t react and Margarethe pretended not to notice. 
On the fifth morning he told her it was perhaps not good to leave her mother alone with the children so long. He booked passage that afternoon for wife and youngest son to return to York. 
 
  
The train carried him between Habsburg and France. To Luxemburg’s last little castles of Rome, of Siegfried the First. He called on Saarbrücken Ironworks and the high furnace and forging mills of Dudelange, then rode out over Alzette and Pétrusse rivers which cut the deep gorge. 
Passing through Namur, green country and rock houses; evergreens lined the Sambre. A grand sweeping path ran through the wall by Château des comtes. He went to Hainaut, were wet grass and green spawn gravitated to moored boats. He watched the brick buildings sail, reflected in dark water, and sometimes conquered by the sun. 
He saw where Walloonia, Flanders and the Netherlands met. On Limburg’s promenade, the weekend watchers, the idlers and chatting cliques. In bonnet and cap they glided over tram-lines and push-bikes. He walked above the spires, above the lake, were young boys scrambled on top grassy hills. Away from the town-houses they were in small brick-houses with thatch roofs; farmers in dungarees steadied horses, their wives taught children of cows and chickens. 
In Brussels he resided in the Northern Quarter and idled by the galleries and Fontainasplein, a wide open shopping place of five storey buildings, automobiles and a rare horse bus turning the roundabout. Towards the embassy, barrow pushers bumped across cobblestones and a boy rescued a tree-stranded cat. There were pubs aplenty. Englebirt advertised on the railway bridge with the birds and the magnificent brush of trees rising above it.
Antwerp was old farms, cheap labour, new roads of an agricultural economu. He sat at Cafe Neptune and watched a woman selling milk from a dog cart, two hounds pulling her in wheel wagon. Then he walked to Antwerp Central Station fronted by a semi-circle divinity of windows, celestial angels of glass around an ascending portcullis.
Back in the capital he walked by the Palace of Justice and the Stock Exchange or took in a show at La Monnaie. He had transformed these views into data and back at his city study he looked over his work, his grand re-design.
  
In England, he’d built an impressive library, moved to his office at the Cocoa Works next to Rowntree’s study. Newspapers, journals and books on politics joined those from his European studies, including Funch’s treasured Denmark volumes, two and a half years overdue. He weakened the chair screws sifting between volumes, fetching numbers between page dividers and collating statistics. 
Rowntree joined him frequently to discuss the work. Asquith had replaced the previous Prime Minister and their supporters, Lloyd-George and Churchill, had found themselves promoted. Rowntree and Lincoln sifted through data on plots mortgaged or not and found themselves explaining to one another conditions of leases and tariffs. It was November 1908 and with a complete work in their hands, Rowntree expected the re-drafting to be done by the following summer. “What do you foresee yourself doing then?” he asked.
“I don’t know,” said Trebitsch. “The relationships I struck up in Europe should be good for some Anglo-European business venture. Do you think so?”
Rowntree nodded. “We have both learned a lot here. It should be put to use. It will be several years before publication. If any policy is to be taken from this…we could do with support at home and abroad.”
“What if I could represent our cause in some official capacity?” asked Trebitsch. “There is no one answer, but many, as you said yourself.”
“That’s intriguing. Go on?”
“If I was representing the British people through the progressive Liberal political party…”
“Such a thing would be possible.”
“What are the mechanisms for this?”
“You would first apply for naturalisation. Once you were a British citizen, a a seat would have to be found to contest, then the association would have to approve your candidacy.”
“I very much like the idea of this.”
Rowntree liked how it sounded as well. They talked it over another hour, with Rowntree double-checking various registries, pamphlets and addresses.
 
  
Herbert Pike Pease jogged below Darlington’s town centre clock, iconic, donated by his father. Morning workers walked to the steelworks and the station. He waved in a smile at the employees he knew. 
His head beat as if he wore his heart on it. He jogged onto Grange Road, over cracked pavement, by the Baptist Church were Rowntree’s man had been sighted. Then, Park View, the large house which was his challenger’s abode. He rushed past there too. The sweat lodging on his right eyebrow for the last quarter of a mile fell onto his cheek with a peculiar stinging. He took a left along South Park, another of his family’s gifts to the residents, and the site were Timothy Lincoln had spoken a month ago. Herbert had listened to him talk of charitable work in Montreal and investigations into free trade on the continent. He hadn’t been worried, neither then or six months back when the Liberals announced the candidate. Darlington’s M.P. had been a Pease for fifteen years. 
He came to slow by the newsagent boards: Peary Reaches North Pole and French Pilot Dies In Crash. He stepped into the darkness and picked up the locals, the Northern Echo and Star.
“Out of breath, Mr. Pease? At least you’re running; other fella might not be out of bed yet! That’ll be tupenny.”
“Thank you, Richard.”
He reached home ready for a shower, and slapped the papers down on his desk; picked them up again on his way to the station. When the clock hit one, Herbert Pease opened the Echo. The lead article told of a packed-out public meeting were Liberal candidate Timothy Lincoln announced his departure to the Balkan states. He was leaving on an investigative mission for British manufacturing and free trade. Sir Edward Grey himself had issued a letter of commendation to accompany him. The clock ticked a mark and caught Herbert’s eye. He looked out to the sunlight and thought of Lincoln’s summer of publicity talks now at an end.